The beautiful poetry of Donald Trump
2017
Book
What if there's another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald's words for signs of poetry.What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President Elect's tweets and transcripts, cutting them up and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.This collection will give readers a glimpse of the Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings, on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Cher - and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike.
Item Details
ISBN: 9781786892270
Description: xii, 123 pages ; 23 cm
Notes:
- "Strictly unauthorised"--Cover.
- Includes bibliographical references.
Contents:
- Wacko Glenn Beck: a haiku
- We've got to stop the stupid
- Hot little girl in high school
- Get the oil, get the oil, get the oil
- Treat yourself to the very best life has to offer
- You can do anything
- Crazy Megyn Kelly: a haiku
- Pervert alert
- Women have one of the great acts of all time
- Sad sack Rosie: a haiku
- No days off
- There's something going on here that we don't know about
- Photographic memory
- We''ll be fine with the environment
- Good genes
- Very foul-mouthed Sen. John McCain: a haiku
- Get ready for some excitement
- I am the innocent (pure) one
- Low energy Jeb: a haiku
- I want to be good
- My hands are normal hands
- Pittsburgh, not Paris
- I love to read
- Failing comedian Bill Maher: a haiku
- I have the best words
- A dream
- Look at the way I've been treated lately
- My two favorite words
- What's going on? What's going on?
- I don't know
- You have to be everything.
LCCN: 2018377112
Control Number: 2773873
Publisher: Edinburgh, Scotland : Canongate, 2017.Subjects: Trump, Donald, 1946- -- Poetry.
Genre: Poetry.