ISBN:

• 9781402211140
• 1402211147

Description: xix, 197 pages ; 21 cm

Contents:

• Introduction
• Super mom is faking it
• You're too big to sit at the tea party table
• Don't answer the phone when the class mom calls
• You didn't invent motherhood
• Your kid's birthday party isn't your coming-out celebration
• If there's no white space left on your family calendar, you've got too much going on
• Don't let the youth sports cartel run your life
• Your kid shouldn't be wearing a T-shirt that reads "future trophy wife"
• Don't wait on daddy like he's a houseguest
• Desperate Housewives wasn't written for preschoolers
• Watch Access Hollywood for Britney Spears updates, not parenting tips
• Don't treat fine restaurants like a McDonald's playplace
• If you think you're a "cool mom," your kids think you're a pushover
• Don't share your kid's quality time with your blackberry
• Conclusion : what I've learned by mothering from the middle.

LCCN: 2007044255

Control Number: 712567

Subjects:

• Motherhood -- United States -- Humor.
• Mothers -- United States -- Humor.

Genre: Humor.