Vic Navarro is throwing the most epic party Rancho Soldado has ever seen. She's going to pull off the most memorable good-bye ever for her best friends, give Happies--the kitschy restaurant that is her desert town's claim to fame--a proper send-off into bankruptcy, and hook up with her delicious crush. She only needs to keep the whole thing a secret so her archnemesis doesn't get Vic tossed in jail.